Nothing says "You're Old" quite like an AARP Black Friday envelope in the mail. With that said, Tracy can no longer see, Erin accidentally purchased Burberry x Temu glasses, and perhaps midlife vision loss may just be God’s way of helping us not see our imperfections?! If we can’t see our crepey skin and chin hairs… do they even exist?

In other news, Tracy’s been busy playing internet footsies with none other than Kathy “Kiki” Hilton while Erin’s life remains relatively boring besides having to call the fire department for her cat and take her son to the ER for crippling gas.

Just another glamorous episode of OVER FORTY & FUKIT, where humor and female friendships remind us that we're not alone.